The latest act in the ongoing Trmp grotesquerie features none other than the grand spectacle of a purported assassination attempt against the orange menace himself, Donald J. Trump. But this isn’t just any assassination attempt — oh no – it’s become the pinnacle of an outrageous publicity stunt, a meticulously orchestrated photo op for his new literary endeavor, “Save America.”

The book, authored by none other than the blustery Trump himself, is touted as a critical work on saving the nation from the precipice of disaster. And where does it get its big break? From the very act of violence that should be condemned in the harshest terms, now glorified and weaponized for commercial gain. This is peak Trumpian grift — a masterstroke of self-serving spectacle.

The publishing company behind this sordid mess? Oh, just a charming little outfit founded by Trump’s very own progeny, Junior. Yes, Donald Trump Jr., whose credentials in literature and publishing are about as robust as his father’s grasp on reality.

The assassination attempt—presumably a real threat, but with Trump’s track record of exploiting any situation for personal gain, one must wonder — has now become the centerpiece of the book’s promotional campaign. It’s an unholy marriage of macabre and marketing, where the grisly act of violence is reduced to a mere prop in a grandiose spectacle of self-aggrandizement.

Trump’s whole shtick has always been a miscreant carnival of self-promotion, and this latest episode is no different. The entire affair is a hideous charade designed to boost sales and increase the book’s visibility. The assassination attempt, which should be a matter of serious concern and investigation, is instead paraded around as the ultimate marketing gimmick.

And there’s something profoundly disturbing about this whole spectacle. It’s not just the cynical exploitation of violence for profit; it’s the way it reflects a broader rot at the core of American culture. A culture where sensationalism eclipses substance, where genuine concerns are drowned in a tidal wave of manufactured drama and self-serving opportunism.

So here’s to “Save America”— a book born not from a genuine desire to address the issues facing the nation, but from the bloodstained hands of a publicity stunt gone wild. A toast to the publishing con built by Junior, where the true art form is not in crafting thoughtful prose but in leveraging the darkest moments of the national psyche for a quick buck. This, is the circus we’ve become, and it’s a goddamn shame.

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