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Merry Crisis

Dear Friends,

The holiday season is upon us, and I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t filled with a mix of dread, elation, and pure, unadulterated chaos. The world spins on—fast, unyielding, and occasionally tilted toward madness. But in this beautiful, flawed circus of existence, it’s the moments we share that make it all worth the ride.

So, here’s to finding joy in the madness, to embracing the unexpected, and to savoring the few fleeting moments of peace. Whether you’re celebrating with loved ones, or escaping to your own corner of the universe, I hope this holiday season gives you exactly what you need: wild adventure, reckless abandon, and a good dose of laughter.

Stay wild. Stay free.

And may 2025 bring us all a little sanity… or at least the ability to laugh at the absurdity.

That’s all for now.

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Time Magazine’s Person of the Year: The Descent into Airbrushed Madness

ByHunter S. Tomcat, Special Correspondent

Time didn’t pick him because they think he’s a “great leader” or “visionary.” They chose him because he’s been the uncontested center of chaos and confusion for years. He’s the flawed, ego maniacal, airbrushed hero of America’s ugliest, most embarrassing story.