Selling the same pile of bullshit in a shiny new wrapper.

Ah, the American political circus — where the clowns have somehow taken over the ring, and the real issue gets buried under an avalanche of half-baked rhetoric and red, white, and blue confetti.

Now, in the latest twist of the MAGA saga, we find ourselves caught in the crossfire between the old-school, anti-immigrant MAGA crowd and the new breed of “business MAGA,” which has decided that immigrants with work visas are just fine — hell, they’re the ideal candidates for the American dream.

Traditional MAGA has a deep-seated conviction that the United States needs to return to a mythical time when everything was pristine, and only “real Americans” could hold a job or make a living. They’re convinced that illegal immigrants — particularly the ones from Latin America — are the root of all evil: stealing jobs, driving down wages, and clogging up every social service in the land. There’s no nuance in this worldview, no room for complexity, only an ugly narrative of exclusion, fear, and tribalism. For the traditional MAGA crowd, immigrants are invaders, a threat to national identity, and a drain on resources.

But now, enter the new, more corporate-friendly strain of MAGA, the “business MAGA,” where visa’d immigrants are not just okay — they’re coveted. These are the ones who have been groomed for American prosperity, in the eyes of the new MAGA elites. They’ve got the right credentials, the right skills, and the right work ethic. They’re seen as “contributing to the economy,” as though they’re not just pawns in a giant corporate scheme to further exploit labor for the lowest possible cost.

On the surface, this shift seems like progress. It’s a nod toward a more “pragmatic” immigration policy, where businesses get what they want — cheap labor — and the government can justify it as “legal” and “ordered.”

However, there’s something deeply troubling about this apparent détente. The contradiction becomes glaringly obvious when you step back and look at who benefits from this system. It’s not the American worker who’s been left out in the cold by outsourcing and automation. It’s not the middle class struggling to stay afloat. No, it’s the same big business interests that have been calling the shots all along, using the immigration system as a tool to keep labor costs down while further cementing their stranglehold on power.

The new business MAGA isn’t interested in solving the real problems facing American workers. They don’t care about bringing manufacturing back or improving wages for native-born citizens. What they care about is making sure they can continue to stuff their pockets with money, using the immigrant worker — legal or illegal — as their personal punching bag. These are the same forces that turn a blind eye to the abuse of foreign workers on temporary visas, while simultaneously feeding the old MAGA crowd their fear-laden rhetoric about job-stealing foreigners.

So, what we’ve got here isn’t so much a new direction for the MAGA movement as it is a new way of packaging the same old exploitation. The “new” MAGA isn’t about protecting American workers or securing the border. It’s about keeping the rich richer, while playing both sides of the immigration debate to manipulate public opinion. The fact that they’re now willing to tolerate legal immigrants with visas just goes to show how malleable this entire immigration narrative really is.

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